So the Telegraph wrote a "Top ten comedians to follow on Twitter thing" ...like they do. Agreed with some thought they'd missed some others
Here's some of mine. They're not all professional comedians but they're all bloody funny.
Effectively what I'm saying is, I think I'm 'better than the Telegraph'.....
He writes "a bit" and campaigns against the use of the Y word in football. He get's a lot of crap for that.
So someone in Hollywood said: "It's a snail. But get this, OK? He's *fast*. Yeah. How'd you like them apples?" Two years later: Turbo.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 14, 2013
One woman bundle of funny and activist for learning disabled people, like her brother.
The later it gets the weirder the calls become on LBC. Poor @NIAbbot just had an angry old lady telling him off for disparaging bed jackets.
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) October 18, 2013
Apart from all the stuff he does also fierce fighter for animal rights. "May" contain traces of atheism.
Surely, even "Minge Cream" would be a less embarrassing thing to ask for in a pharmacy than Vagisil?
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) October 18, 2013
Funny, kind and genuinely interested in other people. Rare that.
I have got nothing to say about anything, and no facts to back me up. Surely that qualifies me to write a blog on the Yahoo website?
— Jo Caulfield (@Jo_Caulfield) October 13, 2013
Recursaphobia is the fear of being fooled into believing the name of a made-up phobia.
— Keri (@kerihw) October 6, 2013
Elderly lady on the train just asked me to get up. Apparently, sitting on people's laps isn't the done thing.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 21, 2013
and together they do this
@kerihw You have a framed Cheryl Baker autograph on your hallway wall, even though she misheard and wrote "To Curry".
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 12, 2013
Because of a lot of stuff.
Oh my gosh I'm embarrassed. i just found out I'm a woman AND I'm 42. I am so sorry
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 6, 2013
Beyond annoyingly funny like this
Coronation Street is like watching the smell of my Nan's cupboards.and
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) October 18, 2013
Has consented to court him and is funny like this
Cat’s annoyed me today, so I’ve re-labelled his bed. pic.twitter.com/mrelufB6aN
— Stephanie Lewis (@stephjl) October 20, 2013