Some funny in a list.

So the Telegraph wrote a "Top ten comedians to follow on Twitter thing" ...like they do. Agreed with some thought they'd missed some others

Here's some of mine. They're not all professional comedians but they're all bloody funny.

Effectively what I'm saying is, I think I'm 'better than the Telegraph'.....

David Baddiel:
He writes "a bit" and campaigns against the use of the Y word in football. He get's a lot of crap for that.

So someone in Hollywood said: "It's a snail. But get this, OK? He's *fast*. Yeah. How'd you like them apples?" Two years later: Turbo.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 14, 2013

Christina Martin:
One woman bundle of funny and activist for learning disabled people, like her brother.

The later it gets the weirder the calls become on LBC. Poor @NIAbbot just had an angry old lady telling him off for disparaging bed jackets.
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) October 18, 2013

Ricky Gervais:
Apart from all the stuff he does also fierce fighter for animal rights. "May" contain traces of atheism.

Surely, even "Minge Cream" would be a less embarrassing thing to ask for in a pharmacy than Vagisil?
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) October 18, 2013

Jo Caulfield:
Funny, kind and genuinely interested in other people. Rare that.

I have got nothing to say about anything, and no facts to back me up. Surely that qualifies me to write a blog on the Yahoo website?
— Jo Caulfield (@Jo_Caulfield) October 13, 2013

kerihw :
Does this-

Recursaphobia is the fear of being fooled into believing the name of a made-up phobia.
— Keri (@kerihw) October 6, 2013

and


GlennyRodge:
Does this-

Elderly lady on the train just asked me to get up. Apparently, sitting on people's laps isn't the done thing.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 21, 2013

and together they do this

@kerihw You have a framed Cheryl Baker autograph on your hallway wall, even though she misheard and wrote "To Curry".
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 12, 2013

Sarah Silverman:
Because of a lot of stuff.

Oh my gosh I'm embarrassed. i just found out I'm a woman AND I'm 42. I am so sorry
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 6, 2013

Tokyo Sexwhale:
Beyond annoyingly funny like this

Coronation Street is like watching the smell of my Nan's cupboards.
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) October 18, 2013

and

Stephjl :
Has consented to court him and is funny like this

Cat’s annoyed me today, so I’ve re-labelled his bed. pic.twitter.com/mrelufB6aN
— Stephanie Lewis (@stephjl) October 20, 2013